The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 48 w. Joe DeRosa PART ONE
The Bill Bert Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Bill and Bert prattle with Joe DeRosa about drinking, smoking, and game shows that would never make it to air.
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| 0:00.0 | All right. Hey, what's going on everybody? And it's time I'm Bill burn. It's time for another wonderful episode of the bill. |
| 0:10.2 | Pod cast. |
| 0:13.2 | Well, there's no reason when you know sometimes Bert, you know, if we if we have a guest who's you know at a certain level in this business, you got to do a big intro. |
| 0:24.1 | But every once in a while when you get an a-lister, someone who makes all the teenage chicks go crazy the second he gets on stage with them glitter pants. |
| 0:34.1 | There's no reason to do an intro. Here he is ladies and gentlemen, straight from some bar somewhere. |
| 0:42.1 | From the gutter, please. |
| 0:45.1 | Please welcome the teen idol sensation from the open Anthony program Mr. Joe Roza. |
| 0:51.1 | What's going on, Joe? |
| 0:56.1 | Nothing, man. Just sitting here. It's funny. You say you said boo. It's good to see you guys, but it's funny. You said booze. I'm on a little bit of a break and. |
| 1:05.1 | Woohoo. |
| 1:08.1 | Yeah, getting tight over here in the apartment. Oh, dude. I came close the other night. I got like over 800 days. No booze. |
| 1:15.1 | 200. You're still off bill. You're still off from when I remember you going off when I still lived in LA, right? |
| 1:23.1 | Yeah, I left. I left the party Joe in November of 2018. The other day, where the hell were we? We were. Oh, it was Valentine's Day. |
| 1:34.1 | The day before and my wife took me out to brunch and they would just they would just mix and drinks Joe and I just kept hearing that blender. |
| 1:46.1 | Yeah, and I just heard. And I was just like, I literally said, Bart, you'll appreciate this. I said this to my wife. I go, I am so glad I'm not drinking right now. |
| 1:59.1 | And she goes, why? I go because I would get fucked up. You know, like, you know, like sometimes you just feel it. Yeah. |
| 2:07.1 | But you just like, dude, I am going to get fucking hammered and it just that place just it had the vibe. People were in a good mood. All the different plates of shit. They're all small plates. |
| 2:18.1 | So you don't feel like you're like a fat fuck, but you really are. I know what you mean. |
| 2:23.1 | The blender never got me, dude. The blender's not the noise that gets me. This is the one that gets me. |
| 2:33.1 | Oh, there was that going on. That was fucking crap. Stink or that y'all see whatever you call it. Well, I just a blender. Me means. Oh, there's a bar here. |
| 2:41.1 | I'm putting all kinds of booze in that blender. I just want whatever you put in there straight or on the rocks. That's it. Well, that's good, Joe. So what are you doing to, I mean, Bert, every year, he does sober October. |
| 2:56.1 | I've been, I've been pretty dry since December. However, I did make a bloody Mary yesterday and smoked a blunt by myself. |
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