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The Bill Bert Podcast

The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 43

The Bill Bert Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.85.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Bert prattle about houses vs homes, movies, and meeting politicians.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on everybody? It is time for another wonderful episode of the bill.

0:09.8

POD.

0:10.8

PAST.

0:11.8

What's going on? Happy New Year.

0:14.5

Happy New Year to you. I've, uh, I have not drank it all this year.

0:18.8

That's awesome. You know, one of my new resolutions I was not going to spill a, a glass of water

0:25.1

on the carpet. I always put it on the floor. I get so mad at myself and I got to do all

0:30.6

this stuff. And, uh, January 2nd. January 2nd. Really knocked it right over. Cause this

0:38.7

is my new go to is I, I'm just going to be drinking out of this and I put the screw top

0:42.4

on. I got the little kids tips over. No problem. Yeah. And, um, you know, we don't, we don't

0:48.2

have a big living room. We got a little, a living room TV area. So everybody's sort of

0:52.2

on top of each other. Um, so inevitably, you know, I don't have a, there's like, it's

0:58.6

weird. There's a table behind the fucking thing. It's just a pain in the ass. So I always

1:02.9

put it on the floor and I spill it. Then my wife gets on me like, how many times spill?

1:09.3

I keep telling you we have coasters and blah, blah, blah. And it's like, I don't know.

1:14.8

It's like I'm addicted to doing it. So that's my big, that's how boring my life is right

1:19.1

now, Bert.

1:20.1

Dr. Ruins is that boring right now. Mine's fucking monotonous. I haven't left. I have not

1:27.3

left the house this year yet. That's good. We actually went out and looked at a house

1:33.4

that I knew we both knew. Yeah, we're not going to buy a fucking buy a house mill of

1:37.0

pandemic. No, we don't get some of the houses I've been to. So I exactly. So I fucking,

1:44.1

um, I, we just want to go look at it just to fucking look at it. You know,

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