Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time. Wait, that's not how I do it. How do I do it? I'm doing the party. Everybody.

Hey, everybody.

I was going to go. It's time for another wonderful episode of Bill Burr. No. Hey, what's going on, everybody? It's time for another wonderful episode. There it is of the bill.

I'm going to go. There we go. We've got to how I did the intro, Burr. It's been a long time here. How you been? I've been good, man. I've been stressed. This COVID shit's got me stressed. Got me stressed. I've taken.

You just start walking around like this. You'll a sergeant. You don't care what the government's doing to you. Yeah. I'm going to hold again. I mean, I'm at the point where I'm going to take it without it. No questions asked. I'm going to take it. Every doctor I know has taken it.

And or so they say our cardiologist took it and he told me he goes, why wouldn't you take it? I'm a fucking doctor. He goes, what was the analogy he used?

It was a, it was an analogy on something maybe cooking steaks. And he was like, if he said cook it on medium high for seven minutes, you do it, right? And I was like, yeah, he was like, oh, I'm a fucking doctor. I took the fucking vaccine.

So I feel so bad for them. It'd be like, I don't know. I'm trying to equate it to our business. If the most unfunny people, because I look at doctors, I like this, some of the smartest people. And then you have some of the dumbest people ever questioning.

You know, or saying that I know it better. It would be like somebody who just was never funny ever in their life saying that I guess, I don't know, you weren't that's a bad analogy. No, it's, you know, I've heard during the holidays, I would have thought you would have jumped in and saved me there, but you didn't. You just let me die in the bind on that.

I saw, I saw, let me start this because I, people can screw things bad. I love God free. But I saw God, I watch his Instagram stories all the time, right? Or his videos. So yesterday, I'm laying in bed, panic attacks. And I see God free. I go, God free.

I think somebody can calm me down, right? He didn't calm me down in the way. I thought I thought he'd calm me down with comedy, but very seriously, someone goes, he's reading comments, he's reading comments. He's like, do I believe the moon landing was great. He goes, yeah, I don't believe in the moon landing. And he just kept reading.

And laughing so hard. I was like, you know how your brain is like my brain got so separated from what I was thinking about where I was like, hold on, God frees both of his parents are two of the most educated human beings in Chicago. God free grew up in a household where books were worse.

And then I started going, do I need to do some research on this fucking moon landing? Like, do I need to go like, where's my head? I do the internet is not research.

The internet is not going to the library is research. The internet is not research because this there's no, there's no governor on anybody can post anything as fact.

Oh, I watched a video, 10 reasons, Mississippi is the worst state in the world. And I started watching it. And it was just, and by the way, you start, you start watching it and you're like, this all adds up. The like Mississippi has the fatest human beings living in our country. Mississippi's education system is the low and there is no footnote to back up this facts that this, it's a child saying it.

Who's got a grudge some girl from Mississippi broke his fucking heart.

He's an Alabama guy Alabama shits out Georgia shits on Alabama Alabama shits on Mississippi. Mississippi is is is the North's fault.

Why is that because we won the war and we fucked over the South.

We fucked them in this still recovering. Do we move down that we moved to North Carolina in 1987. My dad got transferred because of business. We went down there. We were all like season days.

And we immediately all became a's and bees. They were like 18 months to two years behind in school.

It's just it's not right. Those are Americans. We shouldn't have left them like that. You walked up and there's a group around the front of the room by the chalkboard. And you're like, what are you guys working on?

How do we get this pencil sharpener to get it so sharp. We're talking like a stick sharp and Bill just goes, you mean like this?

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