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The Bill Bert Podcast

The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 40

The Bill Bert Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.85.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Bert prattle about breakfast, mind games, and indulging in vices.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up everybody? Uh, this is Bill Burr and Bert Treyshers.

0:09.1

Is that how we do it? It's time for another wonderful episode of the Bill.

0:13.5

Bert, pod cast. All right. What's going on? Bert, great to see you.

0:19.2

I just had a bowl of cereal at night. Is there anything better?

0:23.7

Ila said, I said, I'm going to talk about this on the podcast and Ila goes, Dad builds an egg sandwich kind of guy.

0:31.7

He's not a bowl of cereal kind of guy.

0:35.7

I'll be telling you this dude. I, there's, I'm trying to think anything that I don't like for breakfast.

0:41.7

I love breakfast. I go everything from a healthy smoothie with the powdered protein all the way to Ali, like Ali, I'll read, I'll just eat salmon.

0:52.7

I eat salmon cold from last night's dinner out of the fridge and in a cold tortilla. I don't give a shit.

1:00.7

I've got up. I have an eaten in eight hours. Everything looks good to me.

1:04.7

I don't have that morning thing of like, oh God, I can't eat that in the morning. I could, I could sit down and eat like, I don't know if you pick something.

1:13.7

I could eat it. I could eat a goulash for breakfast cold.

1:17.7

I remember the first time I had a breakfast burrito and I was like, shut the fuck up.

1:22.7

I was like, they do this in burrito. They do this for breakfast too.

1:26.7

Oh my God dog.

1:28.7

Breakfast burrito.

1:30.7

Yeah, that thing puts you on the mat though. That's the only thing I don't like. I don't like shit that's going to take me down.

1:36.7

You know what I mean?

1:37.7

Yeah. Yeah.

1:38.7

Like now my day is fucked. So I started to stay away from Waffles, French toast and pancake because that thing's taking you down to the mat.

1:45.7

You know, you just, that's like you just choking yourself out. It's taking yourself down.

1:51.7

We went to breakfast. Me and Owl and to breakfast one time in a place called four and twenty. It's right. It was closed now.

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