The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 39
The Bill Bert Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2020
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Bill and Bert prattle about 'running trains', classic comedy outfits, and reading books.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, hey, what's going on everybody? It's time for another wonderful hour of the bill. |
| 0:08.0 | Pod cast. What's going on, Burke? |
| 0:12.6 | You said something the other day that I've been thinking about nonstop. You're like, |
| 0:15.8 | you know, this is the new normal of things is interesting. You're like, I only really |
| 0:20.3 | know this podcast as this. Like I don't really remember when we would do it in person. |
| 0:26.0 | I only know us skyping and I gotta be honest with you, I think it's better than when we're |
| 0:30.9 | in person. It's definitely healthier. Yeah. I think one of the last ones we did, we |
| 0:37.3 | was smoking that fucking deli dill pickle. Oh, I went off the rails hard with cigars and |
| 0:42.9 | booze. I am on the wagon bill December first. All dry December, no booze going pescatarian. |
| 0:50.9 | I'm cleaning my light. No cigars. I'm going healthy bill. I got to tell you something |
| 0:54.6 | man, that's and that's commendable to because that's what's one of that one of the hardest |
| 1:00.3 | times. Is that a beer? I thought that was a Guinness. You just poured. I was like, oh my |
| 1:07.9 | god, I walked into a bit. What is that? It's an iced coffee. That would have been the |
| 1:12.4 | greatest set up ever. And as I'm singing your your phrases, you just bust out of black |
| 1:18.3 | and tin or whatever the hell that look like. I was saying the holidays is one of the |
| 1:25.4 | hardest things to get through because everybody's just like, you know, it's such this is |
| 1:30.9 | weird combination where it's totally stressful. And then you go to a party and you don't |
| 1:35.5 | have your kids there and you and your wife will like, just like, let's just get fucked |
| 1:40.2 | up and deal with it tomorrow. It's quarantine. I can do it because of quarantine. Right. |
| 1:45.8 | I'm really good when when once we go into quarantine, it's a weird thing of, you know, |
| 1:54.2 | I honestly think it's because of I'm friends with you and you say things sometimes about |
| 1:58.5 | like, you know, what I didn't want my what do I want my daughter seeing me drunk all |
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