The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 10

The Bill Bert Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 5.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Bert prattle about jumping rope, embarrassing themselves in front of celebrities, and call Nick Swardson.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on everybody? It's time for another edition of the bill.
0:08.0	Pod.
0:09.4	Past.
0:10.4	There we go.
0:11.4	I saw I watched the I watched last week and it seemed like there was a delay and so I
0:15.4	wanted to get really on top of it this time.
0:17.4	That was great man. I think that was I think that was our best one.
0:20.4	All right. I just found my favorite Twitter profile ever. It's called learn pronunciation.
0:26.9	Oh my god. I need that.
0:30.2	Okay. How do you
0:31.2	work? How do you pronounce the word C E M E N T C E M E N T.
0:39.8	Yeah.
0:40.8	Seamant.
0:42.4	Seamant.
0:44.4	Seamant.
0:45.4	Hey, let me tell you something. You keep talking wise. You're going to end up with the
0:48.3	pair as cement shoes.
0:49.8	Seamant. That's right. That's how they say it.
0:54.2	I didn't know that.
0:55.7	This is by the way, I this is something in a dinner party I could do for fucking hours.
1:04.6	I pronounced word. I pronounced a lot of words wrong.
1:07.1	But like I think it's I like I always say miss miss miss miss.
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