Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by Draft Kings.

Why are you listening to this show?

The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast.

I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys?

I've done it.

And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

The conversation around Janus and the trade packages for him feels entirely corrupt. The national NBA media is spewing

out of both sides of their mouth and they're trying to manipulate the public opinion for their

own benefit. The obvious best offer comes from Miami. It's built around a 25-year-old

All-Star Guard, a 21-year-old and seven-foot

tall, Do-It-All Freak of Nature in Kalil Ware, has several picks, including available pick

options that the national media conveniently leaves out. But that doesn't fit what would be

easiest for the national media.

Sure, they might want to come to Miami for vacation more than Minnesota, but their laziness

makes it easier to say, oh, here's Janice and Steph, and oh, here's Janice and Anthony Edwards.

They're forcing their narratives without even including the team with the clearly best offer,

and they're doing it specifically because Pat Riley and the Miami Heat know that real G's move in silence like lasagna.

So they don't share their plans.

They don't share their plans with anyone in the national media and makes the media's

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