This is the Dan Levatore show with the Stucats podcast.

Hi and hello, my fellow football Americans, it's your old pal Dave Damasek at Super Bowl 60 Media Night.

Some people here are going to answer questions. Other people are going to ask questions.

Which one am I?

Let's find out.

Do you think that Tom Brady wants to see you win a Super Bowl becoming the second Patriots QB to win one?

That's a good question. I think it's something you have to ask him.

Do you think it's weird that the New England Patriots are named after the Revolutionary Soldiers who beat back the Brits.

But now when the Patriots honor the best players they've ever had, what do they give them?

A red coat. That's weird, isn't it? Does that make Seattle now America's team?

Yeah, I don't know the whole history behind, you know, the Patriots, the Red Coats.

But that's weird, right? That we beat the Brits and they're wearing red coats. I think they're announcing something about themselves. So you're saying they represent the Brits. Yeah, okay. That's what it says like they're telling us. Oh. And you're saying since we, you know, we're Navy, we're the America's team. And the last team you were on proved fraudulent. They're not America's team. Is it the Seahawks now? Well, that's something for American to answer. Let's start a poll. We're getting the ball down the field. The clock's ticking down. I'm going to run out under the field in the second here to try and win the Super Bowl. You haven't given time to thinking that one through?

You know if the moment happens, it happens, but yeah, I'm just trying to keep it all the same.

If it does happen, now that we've had this conversation, will you think of me?

First off, let's talk about the mustache. What went into it?

Yeah, yeah. I've never grown a mustache in my life.

I really can't, as you can tell.

Yeah, I can tell.

I was going to say as much.

Got into the season, we lost, I shaved it.

We won.

I'm like, you know what?

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