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🗓️ 26 March 2020
⏱️ 90 minutes
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0:00.0 | Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for humans, |
0:09.2 | with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests |
0:15.3 | will perform fully improvised scenes. Welcome to Best of Improv for Humans Volume 10. |
0:23.2 | Let's talk to the audience featuring John Gambrillin, Gavin Speeler and Horatio Sands. |
0:30.2 | Talk show and test, let's go the eyes. We haven't gone to the audience. I've turned my back to a lot of the audience here. |
0:37.2 | Let's get to... Yeah, there we go. Does anyone have a real resolution for the new year? Not a fake one, but like a real one that you'd like to share with us right now that we could talk. |
0:49.2 | Yeah, I see a hand right there. Not eating red meat. Not eating red meat. The way she said it was a little patronizing because she implying the rest of us are. |
0:59.2 | Okay, that's some worthy one. I don't even have to ask you about that. That's obvious why that's good. What else? Let me hear some other ones. |
1:07.2 | That's it? Just red meat? Just her? Everyone else is like, I'm doing fine. Thank you very much. |
1:14.2 | No, you sir, you're not going to change it all in the new year? You don't want to create something fake. |
1:22.2 | Okay. Oh, you do want to create something? I thought you meant right now. I don't want to create something for you. |
1:28.2 | Is it like a red meat sculpture creation? I don't want to eat all the meat. He's not eating. |
1:40.2 | So don't make it a baby. You're too young. Okay. Make it like art of some kind. |
1:51.2 | Anyone else from this section, we need a resolution of the way you're changing the new year. |
1:57.2 | Anyway, anyone? Nothing. Come on. That all look pretty good. |
2:03.2 | Losing weight seems to be, is there, there's no other way people change? Don't discourage him from losing weight. |
2:13.2 | Did a frog have sex with the pain? |
2:18.2 | Okay, okay. I'm with you. I'm with you. |
2:23.2 | Why not? Why not? One more in the back. |
2:27.2 | Did you get your car cleaned? Keeping it clean. |
2:31.2 | The inside or the outside? Oh, okay. That says more than the outside. |
2:37.2 | It does. Because outside, that's almost shallow. It's about the inside of your car. |
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