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Episode 49 featuring Zat Woods, Mike Mitchell and Mike Hanford.

Welcome to Improved for humans. With Matt Besser, that's me. This is Improved for humans,

not for fungal meningitis. Please, today, three other humans in my cell being

improvising. I've your suggestions given to me. Matt Besser on Twitter, why aren't you there,

folks? You get your suggestions there. We'll use that. Maybe some other sources. We'll

inspire some stories, some conversations, some opinions, and ultimately great baking tips.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have the best improvisers in the universe here.

Zach Woods. All right, you got to rank these jobs in order of evilness.

Okay, or if you can also tell me if you don't think they're evil.

Okay, meter made. What is it? Parking? What would they call it?

Parking attendant? No, not attendant. Parking enforcement.

A tour guide on the Deathly Departed tour. Someone who sells cigarettes.

None of those. I mean, maybe I'm just an amoral human being. None of those I find hugely amoral.

I think parking attendant is the least amoral. She's just doing her civic duty and trying to put

food on her kids' table. You know, that's funny because when I just yelled at a meter made,

they explained that they have a mortgage too. He hasn't really. He's at that?

Yeah, so it's hard to argue with. I can, oh, we'll hear. I'll do it. Okay. There's lots of jobs

out there where you're not being an asshole. I don't like that job. You like that job?

I don't like it. It's not we wouldn't be first on my list of for for professions, but I don't

think it's inherently it's not immoral. That was the wrong thing. I have a friend who told me that

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