I'm Kevin Alice.

Hey folks, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they dare to share. I'm Kevin Allison and every

Thursday we release these special episodes where we look back at content from the earlier

years of the podcast. This week it's the best of drug stories. Number two, you know,

whenever more than one story about drugs has been on one risk episode I can't help but think

Be careful about those drugs

But they also might take you somewhere you didn't even know you needed to go.

Now in a little bit we're going to hear from yours truly, but first a story from the outrageous Canadian comedian Glenn Wool, who you can find at

Glen wool.com.

Glenn shared this one at a risk show in San Francisco in 2013 and here he is now with a story we call on row hip-noll and kicking

shit. So my story starts when I was like 22 I'd move from

So my story starts when I was like 22 I moved from Vancouver, Canada to Montreal, Canada.

So I didn't really know much about the town, but I was there to further my comedy career and I got really drunk one night, as you do.

And the bars were all closing and I was staying at my buddy's place and I thought I'm gonna I'm gonna walk back but I'm gonna walk back via the Montreal Forum where the Montreal Canadians played.

It was closing that year and they were going to move to a new center and I thought,

best take a piss on it before it's closed

and you're not allowed to pee on it anymore.

That was in my head. I'm a good Western Canadian boy, and if you get a chance to piss on where the Canadians play, you do.

So in a very drunken state, I walked to the Montreal Forum about 3 o'clock in the morning and I take a gigantic

Molson beer piss all over this place and I hear a car pull up behind me and I'm like

oh fuck it's the cops. And you're not, you can't tell them, well I'm from Western Canada.

And I want to piss on your hockey team, you know, and then have to tell him in French because that's the fucking rule.

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