You're listening to the best of the Armstrong and Gettyshow. So hey, here's an interesting

thing that happened to me during our two weeks off. We ended up in the ER at about 10 o'clock

at night, downtown Big City. We're going to meet, but here's what I learned. Here's the punchline.

Here's the, if I ever have to go to an ER, short of chest pain, where it's like, you know,

you got to get there right now. I can't breathe right. Drive to a suburb or a rural area. It would be

faster and much safer and better. Yes, I've heard that advice more than once. Yeah, it's funny. I

had never heard that. If I had heard that, I would have done that. We, we happened to be, we were

visiting my wife's cousin was in town and they had rented a house on a bearer being be with

the way we meet them blah, blah, blah, all this stuff. And it was cool. And they had a two-year-old,

my kids liked it and they were really great. Very nice. And, but we were, we happened to be just

blocks from major downtown, like the major downtown ER. And I knew where it was.

Sounds great if you're needing the ER. Oh, candy. I knew exactly where it was. I didn't have to

Google map and panic and figure out where to go. I know exactly where it was from when I used

to do cancer treatment. I was right there. So, so we're all headed to the park. Kids are going to

play a little bit before we order pizza. We actually already ordered pizza. It was going to be a

while. It's holiday and kids can park and somehow or another won't blame anybody. Certainly,

we both mean. Oh boy. Laura gets her hands smashed solidly in the car door. Thumb just like

completely in there. She's trying to pull her hand out. Oh, she can't think. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. She's first with the Mexican cartel thing earlier this

morning. Now this going. All right. Go on. I'm sorry to hear that happen. So finally,

it's tough to hear. Finally, get the door open. She's going, oh my god. Oh my god. She looks at

it and then so the oh my god. I didn't see it. But she says, oh my god. Oh my god. I said, uh,

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