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We were making a joke earlier about lost dog reports on the radio or trade-o.

Did you ever do trade-o at any radio station or radio station where people call in and say,

I've got to set a snow tires, but I could really use a barbecue.

Yes.

And then somebody calls in, perfect, I got a barbecue and I need snow tires.

Yeah, it was literally the first year I was in radio many moons ago.

I did that a couple of times on Saturday morning.

Yeah.

I actually kind of enjoyed it.

Yeah, I could see that.

And then what did you actually put them together, like right down the information?

Yes.

And then people would call in and I can't even remember the mechanics of it.

So most trade-o, the person just, here's my phone number.

Oh, right.

Give me a call if you want it.

Yeah.

Which you can do in towns where you're not going to get 100 crank calls.

Asking if, you know, Prince Albert's in a can or what.

I don't know what the crank calls of the day are.

Is your refrigerator running?

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