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A red sock star, the Boston Red Sox, that's a baseball team.

Could well be in the World Series, very hot.

Actually, I just gave up watching baseball for Lent.

And I'm fully cognizant that it is not lent, presently.

Because you...

I'm watching too much baseball.

And, and, you know, honestly, to have that as a problem.

That's a good problem now.

Well, it's just, it's a waste of time unless you're an Oakland A's fan.

Or the Dodgers are a factor among Western baseball fans.

You're pretty much wasting your time at this point.

It depends on how you look at it.

I just, I'm looking at it.

You could like night after night.

I'm sitting around and couch watching baseball and drinking wine.

Instead of doing anything productive,

I can, including hanging out with my beautiful wife.

I could easily make the argument. It's all a waste of time, no matter who you're

rooting for or none of it's a waste of time, no matter who you're rooting for.

Well, if your team's out of it, then it's a super duper extra waste of time.

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