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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Bryan wonders wether the Oscars were THIS weekend or NEXT? (Clearly, another fact filled episode of TCB is on the way!). Spermidictine is a thing and it's being put in all the gift bags for A-list actors / actresses at the Oscars. Marketing is a weaponized art form helping to sell junk to all humans across time and space. If you want to be better, longer, harder, faster, stronger, slimmer and sexier marketing will help convince you this product can provide it. In the 1990's infomercials took marketing to a long form episodic T.V. presence. Bryan and Krissy review some of the most interesting infomercials and personalities from that decade. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The commercial break would like to take a few minutes to address some of the rumors and
0:05.9	innuendos, and while it is our strict HR policy not to comment on personnel issues, we will
0:11.1	be making a statement at this time.
0:13.4	Earlier in the week, a drunk and belligerent, Gustavo came into the commercial break studios
0:21.0	asking for a raise.
0:22.6	It was at that point Gustavo was asked to leave the premises and refuse to do so.
0:29.7	Gustavo was immediately fired from his job and relieved of his position.
0:35.6	The commercial break thinks Gustavo for all of the hard work and dedication over the years.
0:42.5	Unfortunately, we were unable to cite any instances of hard work or dedication.
0:47.6	His generally miserable attitude, his lack's work ethic and his poor personal hygiene were
0:53.3	noted several times on his HR file.
0:56.3	We wish Gustavo.
0:59.2	All the best on his future endeavors and will certainly give him a reference for future
1:03.4	work as long as that work does not include actual work.
1:07.4	That is all the comments we'll be making at this time and Happy Birthday Gustavo.
1:11.9	And now the commercial break presents this episode of the commercial break.
1:26.0	I had this whole thing going on in my head for like half an hour last night.
1:31.8	I would think there was a deal to kill this firm.
1:33.8	No, this is so that you can eat this firm without actually guzzling a snorkelcock.
1:42.2	This is so you know they say that sperm is like the only thing in the world.
1:45.7	Jeff tells me it has many health benefits.
1:47.7	I'm sure he does.
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