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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Bryan is still having dreams about Alanis Morissette and he cannot figure out why! Then he shares his music video hit list from late nights in the studio. Hint: The music is good, Bryan singing is bad. Then the gang agrees: Sting is a God. Men want to be him, women want to be with him! Finally, Krissy used to host a late night Apartment Finder infomercial in Nashville. Luckily for us, her husband has decided to send a copy to Bryan. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Try Duolingo for a free, fun and effective way to learn a language in 2023.
0:06.0	We've all started the new year with resolutions we know we won't keep,
0:09.6	so do it right this year.
0:11.3	Just five minutes a day will make you smarter, improve your mental health,
0:14.9	and make your next holiday even better.
0:17.6	With 40 languages to choose from, all for free, there's never been a better time to start.
0:22.3	Join over 20 million Brit already learning with us.
0:25.8	Download the new and improved Duolingo today.
0:30.8	Hey, sorry, Mr. Call.
0:32.8	Um, this is calling you back to let you know that I love you, and I miss you.
0:40.4	I really, I really want you to call me back.
0:50.7	And I'm sorry, Mr. Full Call, and that I, I, I know you're done.
0:59.6	So, so when you get this, can you call me back?
1:02.8	I love you, and I miss you.
1:10.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:21.9	He has wristbands, like, you know, it is bracelets like this,
1:25.8	but they actually look like it means something.
1:28.7	He's the kind of guy when he wears, you know, a Buddhist bracelet.
1:33.9	It looks like he actually is a Buddhist and he knows what I mean.
1:36.7	I just feel like a dipshit, like a 40 year old,
1:39.0	trying to recapture his 20 year old view.
1:40.9	Like I should be at the fish concert or something.
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