The Bird Show.

About a week ago, where our producer Jackson walks in here and goes, Bert, you know, I've been listening to your bad ideas.

I could do way worse than that, which he has.

But with the help of his friends.

Right.

Jackson explained again what your idea was and what my reluctance was, because was really nervous about feelings being hurt in here.

That has not been the case.

Yeah, there's been a long, arduous history of roasts on this show, maybe not going quite according to plans.

Some people might get their feelings hurt.

And so I thought, why not.

Sometimes divorces happen.

Sometimes.

Stuff like that.

Yeah, I've heard that. So I thought, why not hurt some feelings and have the youth group come in here and make discracks for each other? I thought it would be a fun exercise until I heard the two that are on the table right now. And then I realized that maybe this was a worse idea than I had thought. Kristen, what are the rules of engagement here on our disc track competition?

Well, apparently there are none.

They can be as long as they want them to be.

No, everybody came in, I think, and we put on the table any topics that were off limits.

But other than that, like, you know, Jackson, it was Jackson and Mikey as a team,

Rebecca and Abby as a team, Katie and Amber as a team, and they all come in and they just try to

tear each other down. Now, listeners are going to vote. So this is the third and final disc track.

Jackson and Mikey are about to go as soon as we get done hitting play, right?

The last note bar comes out.

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