The Bert Show Youth Group’s Big Strip Club Night Went Sideways!

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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All Bert wanted to do was hook the youth group up with a great night out...he offered cash, but Abby came back with CONDITIONS before she accepted! What were they?

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0:00.0	Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.
0:05.0	But some things aren't safe.
0:08.0	So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out.
0:15.0	Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the safer choice.
0:19.0	Families need...
0:21.0	Mom, see my headphones?
0:23.0	Kitchen table!
0:24.0	What was they saying?
0:25.0	Mam, I can't find Mr. Ted.
0:28.0	Under your bed.
0:29.0	Anyway.
0:30.0	Made you some tea love.
0:31.0	You're a gem.
0:32.0	As I was saying, families need looking after. That's why I'm one of the millions of people covered by Aviva life insurance.
0:39.5	Mm! Helping you put the pieces together to protect you all of ones. It takes a Viva.
0:45.0	Search a Viva life insurance. Terms and conditions apply.
0:50.0	This is The Bert show.
0:55.0	It was a new theory for me that when you are giving somebody money or a present, that the person receiving it will only do that under certain conditions.
1:06.0	That's how it went with the Burt Show Youth Group when Bert slid into my emails and said, hey, you guys are doing I would like to offer you
1:15.4	guys five hundred dollars so just go out and have a good time so I brought this to the
1:18.8	youth group which consists of me Katie, and Rebecca, and I said, yo, I've suddenly come into a lot of money,
1:28.7	what would you guys like to do with that?
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