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The Bert Show

The Bert Show Youth Group Is Imploding!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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The Bert Show Youth Group is IMPLODING…much like the Death Star. Whose side are you on: Messy Mikey or Abby?

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1:04.5

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1:06.7

I don't know if you guys were listening yesterday, and if you weren't, you missed the big announcement that Abby is Messy Mikey's mentor.

1:14.9

Yeah, it's nice to me.

1:16.3

I don't think I ever called you my mentee.

1:18.9

I 100% need to pull that audio because it exists.

1:22.1

Pull the audio and then I will apologize for becoming your unsolicited mentor.

1:26.4

You don't have to apologize.

1:27.7

I do think I have imparted some pretty great professional advice upon you. Sure you have. But you can't just call me, say that you're my mentor and they'd be like, I never said that. You said it. Yes, I can't. If I wanted to, which I did not, but if I wanted to, I feel as though I could claim the title. Did Obi-Wan become a mentor to, what's his name, Anakin?

1:48.4

Because Anakin was like, I bestow you as my mentor.

1:51.2

No, he just took him under his wing.

1:53.0

You literally told, said that Jackson and Mikey are where they are because of you.

1:57.7

No, I didn't.

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