The Bert Show Wants You To Get In On Our Most Morbid Idea EVER!
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🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.3 | I don't like this at all. |
| 0:02.3 | Put my headphones on. |
| 0:03.3 | You guys start laughing about something. |
| 0:05.3 | You're gonna left out. What's going on? It's you. Dude, I defaude so loud. I threw my head back and I hit it on the chair. Fear of missing out. What's going on? Okay, so here's the promo. Aw, that's so sweet. So we did. I'm sorry, I got cracker in my teeth |
| 0:02.0 | I'm a hot mess over here. Oh my God, Kathy |
| 0:04.0 | Cassie, you made me laugh. |
| 0:05.1 | Kathy. Kathy, Cassie, you made me laugh so hard. All right. So we did 100 days of good goes around earlier, right? And we had a Bursha listener, Cassie call up. Very bittersweet story. She lost her mom. Her mom used to always get her, like take care of her haircuts or her salon appointments, rather. And her mom's been gone since 2018. And she just wanted to go to a proper salon, hadn't done it since her mom passed away. We hooked her up with Jessica Goldstein at the J. Goldsaline. And then she would always show off her new dude to her mom, right? And so I was like, girl, like you have to make a promise when you get your hair did, send a photo. So I can see it. And of course, Cassie's like me too. And Abby's like me too. And I'm like, I'll start the group chat. So we started the group chat, which has been hilarious, by the way. |
| 1:12.0 | The gifts are already giffing and like this is such a girl thing, right? And it was really sweet because |
| 1:17.6 | she's like, would you all like to see a photo of my mom? And I'm like, absolutely. Like, and she just sent |
| 1:22.5 | the sweetest picture of the two of them. And then just got the ball rolling this is so morbid but you |
| 1:29.6 | have to be dude you have to let in order to deal with grief for for for for me and i know for |
| 1:35.9 | cassie it's like it's the dark humor it's the dark humor that sometimes is going to get you |
| 1:41.4 | through some of the darkest periods 75% of my life i, I think, has been like that. Yes. So we're sitting here talking and, you know, to lighten it. And Cassie's like, you know, well, I'll see your dead mom and I'll raise you a dead mom and throw a picture of her dead mom. And then I was going to be like, oh, yeah, well, I'll see your two dead moms and raise you a dead dad that's what we do and throw my dead |
| 2:01.4 | in the mix and then cassie brought up the eva story that abby told earlier that rod stewart |
| 2:07.3 | had ozied osborne on the big screen with a selfie stick in heaven taking videos with other dead |
| 2:14.3 | celebrities like prince michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse. |
| 2:18.9 | So what Cassie and I are going to try to do is. |
| 2:21.4 | Oh, no. Oh, no. |
| 2:22.8 | I was like, we should get my mom and her dad in heaven with a selfie stick being like, |
| 2:27.3 | we're hanging out up here. |
| 2:31.7 | Just a visual of Angela and Jim. |
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