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The Bert Show Wants To Rate Listeners Based On Their Appearance!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

He's stubborn...which is why Bert is coming back in studio today with yet ANOTHER bad idea! He wants to RATE listeners based on their appearance! Will #BertShowFam submit themselves? https://thebertshow.com/articles/whatsmyleague/ 

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. I am no quitter. Okay. I have proven time and time again when I come in here.

0:07.2

And normally in our post-show meetings, we brainstorm ideas, we come up with ideas, and then we

0:12.9

troubleshoot them and try to figure out what's the best way to do it, or if we should do it at all.

0:19.5

And when I veer off on my own and I come in here, I'm like, you know what, I don't

0:24.0

want any meetings anymore. I don't want to go. I want to go through cumulus legal on all that.

0:29.2

I've got an idea. Guys, here it is.

0:32.3

That's the most dangerous phrase known to man, Bert Weiss proclaiming, I have an idea.

0:37.8

A light bulb, nobody asks.

0:40.6

And here's another.

0:42.7

At this point, corporate's going to have some ideas, and it doesn't involve us.

0:45.9

This one, I believe that I have thought through enough that it is trouble free.

0:53.5

So what you're saying right now, you are going to present said idea, and then we can turn it into Swiss cheese and poke as many holes in it as we want. Sure. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't think you're going to be surprised by it. And again, this is, you know, the first time I tried this when we came in here a couple of weeks ago was the celebrity challenge that went sideways.

1:12.7

Then there was the Jackson sneaking into different events in Atlanta.

1:17.7

While successful, behind the scenes, was a nightmare.

1:22.5

And now there's this.

1:23.7

And we talked about it a couple of weeks ago and I want to bring it back.

1:27.4

Rate me. Oh. Oh, the hot or not thing. Hot or not. Okay. So years ago, we did this. And it came up a

1:37.0

couple of weeks ago because I think we got an email from somebody that was saying that she was at

1:41.6

odds with a friend because she was swiping on dudes that were out of her league, quote, unquote. It was Cassie's Am I the A-Hall. Okay. Yeah, so she, her friend was swiping on dudes, yeah, out of her league and was complaining that she's never in a relationship. So her friend finally told her, yo, your swipe, these dudes are out of your league. These ones being shown to you are in your league.

2:02.3

Unfortunately, you think they're ugly and her friend got upset because she basically

2:05.6

called her ugly.

2:06.4

Now, if we're using common sense here, leagues are stupid.

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