The Bert Show Shares How They REALLY Feel About Each Other!

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.3 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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It's a stupid show that someone else in studio got sucked into! Here's what "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" got RIGHT and you should be doing in your own friendships.

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0:00.0	Get it. The Bird Show.
0:01.6	I already know I'm an idiot, but let me ask you guys if you're an idiot in this same small way.
0:06.5	You know, like when you're online and you go to a website and it's like, hey, we're just making sure that you are not a robot.
0:12.3	And then a whole bunch of pictures come up that you're supposed to click on all the buses or whatever.
0:16.2	Uh-huh. Or all the wheels. All the wheels. Do you guys get that wrong like 90% of the time on the first try?
0:22.0	Not 90% of the time, but I have definitely gotten it wrong.
0:25.1	I've definitely got a few wrong myself.
0:26.5	90 pretty high.
0:29.4	I'm never quite sure if it's just part of the little tire.
0:32.2	Is that part of a tire?
0:34.3	Like a stoplight.
0:35.1	Like is that yellow part?
0:36.6	Is that part of the stoplight or is it not part of the stoplight?
0:39.3	The bicycle.
0:40.3	Yeah.
0:41.3	90% might be high, but I'm pretty sure I'm being kind of myself.
0:44.3	I probably hit it 50% wrong.
0:46.3	What?
0:47.3	You might really be a robot.
0:49.3	But you have the bum eye.
0:51.3	Okay, we'll go with that.
0:53.3	Yeah, I also have the bum eye. Okay, we'll go with that. Yeah, I also have the bum intelligence.
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