The Bert Show Says What They Always Wanted To Say With This Weird Game!
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 12 September 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Play Final One Standing by William Hill. It's free to play with a new league kicking off every Premier League match week. Enter and make your first pick your first pick a new team before each following round. You can only pick each team once and if you're the final one standing then the jackpot is yours. Final one standing by William Hill, football's ultimate elimination game. 18 plus wins EPL season, one active league at a time on less prize 100,000 pounds or more, minimum prize 1,000 pounds. Prices vary and apply to public leagues only. Price split and four losing the same amount. Pay within 48 hours online, full teas and seas at Williamhill.com. Play responsibly. Hey, it's Theo, Luke and Joe from the Waffling podcast, and our podcast is currently sponsored by Audible. Want your next thriller fix? Check out the dropouts, the debut novel by screenwriter Liv Parkinson. |
| 0:41.5 | Kaylee Morris is just trying to survive her first year at uni. |
| 0:43.9 | A blur of social anxiety and parties. |
| 0:46.0 | But when she becomes the talk of the campus, Kaylee retreats and shuts herself away. |
| 0:49.8 | That is until she is chosen for a new module to try a new psychedelic drug, believed to cure anxiety. |
| 0:56.4 | But soon, the line between reality and fantasy begins to blur. |
| 1:00.3 | And she feels the pool of a new dangerous obsession. |
| 1:02.9 | Listen on Audible now, subscription required. |
| 1:05.7 | See audible.com.com. |
| 1:06.5 | For terms. |
| 1:10.0 | The Bert Show. Didn't know when we walked in here this morning, but today is Dental Hygienist Day |
| 1:14.6 | on the Bircham. |
| 1:15.6 | In honor of my dental hygienist, Monica at O'Shea Dentistry. |
| 1:20.6 | So earlier we were talking about this superpower that Kristen's dental hygienist has. |
| 1:26.6 | Yeah, so I don't know what this says about me. |
| 1:30.7 | I don't know what this says about her, |
| 1:32.3 | but I have a very unique relationship with my dental hygienist |
| 1:35.4 | who I've been seeing for like a decade now. |
| 1:38.4 | I no longer brush my teeth before I go in for my dental cleaning. |
| 1:42.1 | Instead, I purposely eat something, |
| 1:46.6 | and then I have my dental hygienist, guess what I ate? |
| 1:50.5 | So long as she knows this is the game that you guys are playing, it's good. |
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