The Bert Show’s Take On ASMR Is…INTERESTING!
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 8 November 2024
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. I spotted it 20 feet away. Christen's beautiful golden Atlanta tan. |
| 0:08.8 | The UV index is that a two? |
| 0:11.4 | You must have been out there from 9.30 in the morning to 6 o'clock last night to get that tan. Wow. |
| 0:16.5 | Yeah, I was. It was dedication. It took a long time. But, you know, I just pulled out the old |
| 0:21.5 | tailgate chair and sat in my driveway watching kids play with construction trucks, Jimmy bust his |
| 0:26.7 | lip, you know, all that fun stuff. You must have put that silver thing underneath your face |
| 0:30.1 | that they didn't like the 70s so the sun reflects on your face. Yes, Bert, I got a spray tan |
| 0:35.2 | yesterday because I'm going to Florida today. What's |
| 0:38.3 | doing in Florida? So my best friend, Amanda, who we've been best friends since third grade. |
| 0:43.6 | We go way, way back. We always, this is like our annual pilgrimage to Florida for her birthday |
| 0:49.4 | weekend. She's the last one of us to have a birthday of the year. We all turned the same age and the same year. |
| 0:55.1 | And so I'm flying down to, I'm flying into Fort Lauderdale, heading over to Pompano Beach. |
| 1:01.5 | So I could have two nights of no husband and no child. |
| 1:07.6 | What time is your flight today? |
| 1:09.1 | My flight's at 1240. |
| 1:11.2 | You and I are on the same flight today. |
| 1:12.8 | No, we're not. |
| 1:14.8 | Are you serious? |
| 1:15.9 | I swear to you yesterday. |
| 1:16.8 | I'm like, I need to get out of town, man. |
| 1:18.7 | You are lying. |
| 1:19.7 | I swear to you. |
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