The Bert Show.

One of us is going to be singing the national anthem publicly, hopefully sounding a little bit better than Miss.

And the rocket's red clear.

The bombs bursting in there gave proof

through the night

that our flag was still there.

He's getting better and better slash worse and worse every week.

All right, so why would we be singing the national anthem in public at a little league game or any kind?

We're going to figure that one out.

It's because we have a college football bet, and the goal of this one here is actually to pick the team that is going to suck worse, the worst this year, okay?

That is your winner.

All right.

So you want your team to lose games this year.

And you remember, if we go back in time, and Abby got the coveted first spot.

She got to choose her team first, and she went with Florida State.

Ridiculous prediction.

What?

Terrible prediction.

They almost won.

I mean, they were this close to getting into the college

playoffs last year. I think they were undefeated. It was a big controversy. So for her to come in

here and say, they're going to be one of the worst teams in the country. I'm taking Florida

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