The Bert Show Ranks The Different Types Of Defective GIRLS!

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 29 November 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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A couple days ago, The Bert Show took a lot of shots at defective men. So, up today? The WOMEN have created a list of defective ladies that Bert and Moe will rank!

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.3	Okay, so yesterday, the women coined the phrase defective men, which I didn't like yesterday.
0:09.0	I called them defectives.
0:10.4	Defectives.
0:11.1	Defectives are, can be men, can be women, can be anything, and anything in between.
0:16.3	So there was a ranking yesterday of defective men for,'s the funniest concept to me yeah uh for uh
0:25.1	abby when it came to guys and the list included the anger guy that was number one the most
0:33.0	effective that she would break up with first. The cheater. The tease.
0:38.2	The liar.
0:39.6	The short guy.
0:41.5	The guy with poor hygiene.
0:44.0	Again, these go from least likely to hang out with to most likely, right?
0:49.1	So guy with poor hygiene is six.
0:51.7	He's got a shot.
0:52.7	The mama's boy, seven, the guy with weird friends,
0:56.8	eight, and nine, the guy who makes inappropriate comments, she's most likely to keep around.
1:03.1	To be fair, I have my share.
1:05.3	I have a lot of inappropriate comments, so I can't really judge him for that.
1:09.8	So the way it was presented was these are
1:12.5	all like these are defectives. These are all guys you are going to
1:15.4	dump but they're in the order of who you're going to dump
1:18.6	first. So you're not going to stay with any of them but some
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