The Bert Show.

The word sexy and Santa usually don't go hand in hand.

I forgot I put this on the schedule.

We are ranking the hot Santas in movies, TV shows, what have you.

With slim pickings.

I'll tell you that. Real slim pickings. However, what have you. With slim pickets. I'll tell you that.

Real slim pickets.

However, I was slightly shocked with how many sexy Santa lists there were on the internet.

Because I, of course, I Googled like Hot Santa and Vulture.

There's a list of Hot Santas.

Another website.

A list of Hot Sanas. And website, a list of hot Samos.

And I'm like, so other people have a thing for Sanas.

Yeah.

So I did the same thing and Googled it and went to the internet for it because I really could not think of one off the top of my head.

The only one that even came close that I had a third, which I knew you guys would reject,

because she wasn't really Santa.

She was just doing kind of a Christmas dance was Lindsay Lohen and Mean Girls.

That doesn't count.

It doesn't count.

So, yeah, it's not even an honorable mention.

Hot take, Bert, I already know you won't agree with me, but David Harbour is Santa in Violent Night.

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