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The Bert Show

The Bert Show Presents Haunted House Sound Effects Theatre!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Yes, Kristin went to college for this! She’s written a spooky halloween MASTERPIECE and all the sound effects will be done by the professional Bert Show crew! Click here to listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the birch show.

0:02.0

Birch show fan, prepare yourself for the brilliance.

0:05.0

That is the birch show's Halloween sound effect theater.

0:12.0

I spent way too much time writing this, and I'm very proud of it.

0:14.5

My expectations are high.

0:16.0

Everybody in studio better not screw this up.

0:19.0

Try my best.

0:20.0

All right, so we went through.

0:22.0

Everybody has their roles.

0:24.0

I'm going to be playing a narrator.

0:26.0

And this is going to be most first time trick-or-treating

0:31.0

as a Halloween sound effect theater.

0:35.0

Birch show crew, are we ready?

0:36.0

Ready.

0:37.0

Ready.

0:39.0

It's a cold and windy night.

0:41.0

Shhh.

0:42.0

Wind, wind, wind.

0:45.0

A wolf house in the distance.

0:46.0

Katie wolf how.

0:48.0

It's so uppercut.

0:53.0

Yes.

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