The Bert Show Plays The One Horrifying Call We Will NEVER Forget!

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🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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We asked Bert Show Fam to call in with confessions we’ll never forget for cash! We’re starting off with Susan whose Thanksgiving horror story will go down in Bert Show INFAMY! Dog lovers BEWARE!

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0:00.0	Abby's just woken up. It's 731 and she's forgotten to ring the doctor. There's no point
0:05.5	ringing now. She needs to get to work, but she's not worried. She's got an HSBC Premier bank account
0:10.5	with access to digital GP appointments plus two second opinions a year should she need them.
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0:51.3	Subject to consultation with a superdr drug pharmacist available in England only.
0:54.9	Aid restrictions may apply. This service is NHS funded. Rescription charges may apply if treatment is
0:59.6	supplied. This is the Bert Show. All right, it's probably going against my instincts to even try
1:08.0	here, but since we've got one foot out the door right now.
1:11.7	Call us right now for $100 if, if you have a story that we will never, ever forget.
1:19.9	When the Burt Show is over, you have something that's so shocking that happened in your life.
1:25.2	You tell us now.
1:26.6	So we tell this story to others later on, because we'll never forget it. 1-855-Burcho and we can put you on the voice disguiser. But like, I had a threesome with my grandfather and his best friend. That would stick. That's one right there. I'm not going to forget that. Okay. That's one I would remember.
1:44.5	Yeah.
1:44.9	We'll all remember.
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