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The Bert Show

The Bert Show Plays Family Feud Fast Money Round!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Sure, game shows look easy when you’re playing at home, but how would WE do when WE’RE IN THE HOT SEAT? Moe is gonna test us!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. Sure. It's easy for you while you're watching Game Show as you're getting the answers right, left and right, but you don't have the heat, the pressure of the lights on you and the host right there in front of you say I could do that or I could do a much better job than that.

0:23.4

But like you said, you don't know how you would react if you had the lights on you.

0:26.2

So I was inspired by Bert talking about that when he was on a game show once.

0:30.3

And I thought it would be fun to bring in some fast money family feud style rounds and see which of y'all would actually compete better under the lights.

0:37.8

So this is the Bert Show version of Fast Money Round.

0:45.0

Now, just to get you a little nervous before we start, I figure we'll give you a perfect

0:49.8

example of how bad this can look.

0:52.0

So here is a who might have been the absolute worst fast money player of all time.

0:56.9

All right, here we go.

0:57.8

We asked 100 married women when looking for your husband, who you going to call?

1:03.5

You said, my mom, survey said, name a kind of roller.

1:11.6

You said...

1:12.6

Lit roller.

1:14.6

Survey said...

1:16.6

That's a bad answer.

1:17.6

At what age do you think you'll be able to retire?

1:20.6

You said...

1:22.6

About 60.

1:23.6

Survey said...

1:25.6

Tell me another name for a thief.

1:29.2

You said.

1:31.7

Vandal.

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