The Bert Show Learned The Difference Between A Snake And A TROUSER Snake!

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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The Bert Show had a big weekend! Bert went to Canada for his anniversary, Cassie had a TRAUMATIZING Target toilet incident and Moe came face to face with…a snake?! But what kind?… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	All right, Bert Show.
0:02.0	Your life is a reality TV show, okay?
0:04.2	What was the highlights in the reality TV show over the weekend, Abby?
0:08.6	This weekend, me and my friend decided to go hiking, which I always think is going to be
0:12.2	a good idea because I'm somewhat athletic.
0:14.7	It never is.
0:15.7	Nature really puts all the obstacles in front of you to make sure you look stupid.
0:20.0	And that was me this weekend, hiking with a friend, a trip one too many times.
0:23.7	I got a lot of scars, but we had a good time.
0:26.6	Was there a destination in mind like this glorious lake?
0:30.1	Because for me, that's the only great part of hiking is knowing that you're going to
0:33.2	get to something beautiful.
0:34.5	The hike itself sucks.
0:35.5	Like a waterfall?
0:36.5	Yeah, waterfall.
0:37.5	Some of that.
0:38.5	It's a beautiful summit.
0:39.5	Yes.
0:40.5	It's overlooking something spectacular.
0:41.5	Right.
0:42.5	Yeah, there was a gorgeous waterfall, which you had to like traverse to get to.
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