The Bert Show Is Feeling Banged Up! Can You Relate?
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 25 January 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. Okay, before we officially start today, let's do a round table status report. |
| 0:05.2 | This is one banged up morning, show. If we were in the playoffs, football playoffs, we would |
| 0:13.0 | be 12 point underdogs because everybody on our starting staff has hurt. |
| 0:17.1 | Right now. Well, I think Mo made me back. If you got plenty of rest yesterday, considering |
| 0:23.5 | you got one hour's sleep two nights ago. Yeah, I don't know about plenty, but I got a |
| 0:28.0 | lot. Okay, good. I did take a nap and then I got a full nice rest. Well, you bring me |
| 0:32.1 | up to speed on this because you know, life is a game of who that old game telephone |
| 0:37.0 | we used to play. And by the time the story got back to me, it was your apartment complex |
| 0:42.8 | and people into your house at like five o'clock and they wouldn't leave and they told you |
| 0:46.2 | to leave your own apartment and they were going to put you up somewhere else. I'm pretty |
| 0:49.2 | much it. Yeah. So the flood that happened a few weeks back that I talked about made it |
| 0:54.9 | to where I guess they believed that it may be mildew in the walls. And so they had to |
| 0:59.1 | come to a check because I think they lied a little bit about how bad the flood was. |
| 1:03.1 | So random guys knocked on the door. I had no idea they were coming no warning, no anything. |
| 1:06.7 | And it was five o'clock at night and he's just like, Hey, we just got to do a little bit |
| 1:10.4 | of an inspection. So I called the management and they say, yeah, it's fine. So then he |
| 1:14.0 | takes this little, what do we call it? A mold, a meter. Yeah. |
| 1:17.8 | Majority. Okay. And he's going along along the wall and it starts to beep. So my mom |
| 1:22.9 | is there. So my mom is, she's a mom. So she's like, okay, is it molded in the walls? |
| 1:27.1 | We need to know this whatever. He says, yes. And then after he's done, he says, so we have |
| 1:31.9 | to do some repairs and you're going to have to leave by seven, 30 in the morning. So I'm |
| 1:36.3 | thinking, okay, no problem. How long do I need to be going? So he tells me two weeks. |
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