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The Bert Show Is About To Be Bonding On A Billboard Wearing DIAPERS!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The Bert Show is about to really be bonding because today we’re taking our Bert Show billboard where we’ll all be holding babies and wearing DIAPERS!

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0:00.0

Hello, Sweaterweather.

0:02.1

Bring on cozy duvet days, crisp air and crunchy leaves.

0:06.9

Out-out is out.

0:09.2

And the original pumpkin spice latte is in.

0:13.1

Handcrafted with our signature espresso and seasonal pumpkin flavors,

0:17.7

then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg.

0:21.1

Hot or iced? PSL. It's here. Only at the Starbucks coffee company. Subject to availability

0:28.5

while stocks last. There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating

0:34.2

on your local takeaway, the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually

0:39.1

is fancy dress. The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're

0:45.5

looking to borrow money. It lets you understand what lenders see, so you can increase your chances

0:50.7

of getting the best deals. It's dead easy to check it and completely free.

0:56.5

See it in seconds.

0:57.8

Download the Experian app today.

1:02.2

The Bert Show.

1:03.4

It's all happening after the show today and was all Kristen's brainchild.

1:07.4

It's what I do.

1:08.6

But I learned it from you, Dad.

1:12.8

I'm very impressed. One tear going down my cheek right now. Bert's always taught me, how do you make it bigger? And that sounds creepy,

1:17.4

but that was the lesson. The lessons I've learned from Bert Weiss over my 14 year tenure.

1:23.7

One, don't F it up. Two, try easier.

1:28.2

And three, find ways to make it bigger.

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