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The Bert Show

The Bert Show Has Some Superficial Questions For God!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

If you could ask God ANY question...what would you ask? We've got some pretty superficial questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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All right, so I came up with one of these superficial questions to ask God while we were on

0:05.7

first big adventure, right?

0:06.9

And we've done this before maybe once or twice where like you get to the pearly gates,

0:11.9

you can ask God any question he's going to have the answer, right?

0:15.4

And I know in the past, I wanted to know how many murderers have I met.

0:20.9

That's a good one.

0:21.9

I like, you know, because you watch, if you watch any of these crime documentaries, there

0:25.8

are cases that go unsolved.

0:27.5

There are cool cases, which means there are murderers,

0:29.9

talking amongst us.

0:30.9

For sure.

0:31.9

So one of my questions was, have I met a murder and I wanted to know who it was and like

0:35.5

a little screen flash up and show me like the encounter of when we like, when we encounter

0:40.4

at each other and who it was.

0:42.6

So as we are at Disney for Birds Big Adventure, I was like, this popped into my head and

0:50.5

I don't know why, but I go, another superficial question I have for God is, I want a photo

0:56.0

book of all the pictures I've been in the background of.

0:58.6

Because there's so many people taking pictures.

1:01.3

Oh, yeah.

1:02.3

At Disney.

1:03.3

Never thought of that.

1:04.3

So in all your life, think of all the places you've been, whether it's been festivals

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