The Bert Show Guesses Where They’d Be If They Never Started The Bert Show!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Poppy's come to the end of her work visa. She partied most nights and now can't afford her flight back to the UK. |
| 0:05.9 | Her parents are annoyed, but not too worried. With their HSBC Premier bank account, they can transfer |
| 0:10.5 | money to her account abroad at HSBC UK's best exchange rates. So more of their hard-earned cash |
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| 1:02.5 | Listen, it's the Bert Show. |
| 1:04.3 | We got the grade A flashbacks this morning because we're looking back at 25 years of Birchow. |
| 1:10.6 | And in about 20, 25 minutes, |
| 1:13.1 | we're going to do the skydiving one, your skydiving one? |
| 1:15.2 | Yeah, I mean, I can't believe how long ago that was, but my cousin owns a skydiving business in |
| 1:21.3 | Ohio and his son, who is an active skydiver, had an accident and fell and hit the ground going |
| 1:30.3 | going pre-fast oh god the audio of that is going to blow you away yeah it's painful to listen to |
| 1:35.3 | you're traumatized me from the yorky that got its headbed off yesterday to someone nearly dying |
| 1:40.4 | from skydive like do you want me to go to therapy so bad that you're going to push me into it? |
| 1:45.3 | So we are not the good vibes morning show. |
| 1:47.1 | No, no, but we are because it comes full circle. |
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