The Bert Show Calls Ireland For St. Patrick’s Day!

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 15 March 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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It's an annual Bert Show CLASSIC! To celebrate #StPatricksDay the most authentically Irish of us all is calling Ireland with a fake accent! Will Abby be able to keep Dublin on the line? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert show
0:02.0	St. Patrick's Day is Sunday.
0:04.0	We've got a Burt show tradition here
0:12.0	that we keep doing every here that we all hate.
0:14.2	I don't know why we keep doing.
0:15.6	The peoples loves it, so we does it.
0:19.4	Every time it's on the schedule, we all say the same thing.
0:21.8	Ah, damn it! thing. Ah damn it!
0:24.0	Damn it!
0:25.0	Well here it is.
0:26.0	So on St. Patrick's Day weekend every year,
0:30.0	what we do is we call random bars, restaurants, places in Ireland.
0:36.0	We try to put on our best Irish accent and we see who can keep the person on the phone the longest who has the best Irish accent.
0:45.2	Now a little behind the scenes are our producer Tommy was calling places to make sure that they were picking up.
0:55.0	That these were like, you know, the establishments that would answer the phone.
0:58.0	Please tell me you didn't get anybody to pick up.
1:00.0	Oh, man.
1:01.0	Everybody's off.
1:02.0	Yeah, in Ireland. The whole country's off. I'm in the big
1:04.4	studio just doing my stuff and I hear him in his studio calling people and he called
1:08.9	this one guy and I'm not kidding you this one Irish man he was like just going over everything
1:15.5	that was going to be happening at the bar that's the one you want going over
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