The Bird Show. So I don't know if I'm just getting more impatient as I get older or Atlanta

traffic is getting worse and worse and worse all the time. I can't think of the last time I actually

drove through downtown, that connector downtown, where I wasn't stuck in traffic, even in odd hours,

right? So yesterday I found myself in traffic in a place

I didn't think I would be, which made me want to ask you guys the question that are listening

right now. And it doesn't necessarily have to be in Atlanta thing, but I would want to know,

like, if we opened up the Burt Show's Guinness Book of Records, of who's got the longest commute,

to and from work every single

day. And let's do this in two ways, in miles and also in minutes, in the car every morning

and every afternoon. I have always said this about doing this bird show here, is that the biggest

perk that we have is not having

a deal with traffic mostly in the morning and the afternoon you know who has mucked this all up for me

my son who is now playing in his senior season of soccer and i'm determined to catch like as many

games as i can this is it and he doesn't want to play in college.

So I'm like, wherever you're going, bro, I'm going. Yeah, these kids really have a knack for screwing

stuff up because I signed Jimmy up for small ball. And my son's already doing this and he's not

even four yet because he has practices Wednesdays at 5 p.m. Now, for those of you that don't live in Atlanta, that's Hell Hour.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

And I lived in Washington, D.C. when Hell Hour was five hours.

It, like, generally started at 2 in the afternoon and goes to 7 o'clock.

It's really, really bad.

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