The Beef Paste Andrew Tate

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Luke is stunned and offended by Pete's bombshell revelation that he can no longer make their planned evening out at the Towngate Theatre in Basildon to see Kerry Katona and Katie Price in conversation. An emotional plea to the Luke and Pete Show community to step into the breach as replacements is the only logical solution.

Elsewhere, there's strong opinions on the idea of pasta for lunch, the worst foods for burps, and Pete makes a strong case for being the nation's first beef paste ambassador. It's all in a day's work.

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1:00.6	It's the Luke of Pete.
1:11.7	I'm Pete Donaldson.
1:12.6	I'm joined by Mr. Lukey, Moeller.
1:13.7	I started saying the word forbidden, lost my train of thought, started to show in a different way.
1:19.1	How are you doing, Luke?
1:19.6	You're all right?
1:20.0	Yeah, pretty good.
1:21.3	I'm all right, mate.
1:22.0	Thank you very much.
1:23.3	I've got some troubling news, though.
1:27.5	And I don't know if you remember this,
1:29.9	but at the start of the year,
1:32.9	I said to you,
1:35.2	it'll be funny to book a pair of tickets
1:39.1	for me and you to go to the Towngate Theatre in Basildon.
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