Midwest Pete
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Hello everyone and welcome back to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! This time around, the lads imagine what it would be like if Pete grew his ponytail out properly and started running a gas station in the Midwest. Would he get addicted to meth? Instantly.
Speaking of petrol stations, they always sell the duo versions of popular chocolate bars and they also always sell McCoy's crisps. Why? Meanwhile, there's also time to dissect the absolute insanity that is The Donald's latest speech about paracetamol, as well as why Pete is always on the lookout for a DVD copy of K-Pax whenever he heads to Europe.
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| 0:41.7 | Welcome to The Luke of Pete Shot. I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by Mr. Lookymy. |
| 0:48.5 | It is Thursday the 25th of September and I am feeling good. In my house, in my cabin. |
| 0:55.9 | I've just finished off a entire packet of Bonds of London's strawberry bonbons, which I bought from a garage. |
| 1:01.4 | I like they call themselves Bonds of London, but they sell them in petrol stations. |
| 1:09.7 | Yeah, there's no... I mean, it says 1895 on the top, and it's got a picture of St. Paul's on the packet. |
| 1:14.4 | If you're selling bonbons at £1.25 at the at the SOR garage, I don't think that's true. |
| 1:17.7 | I don't think you were established in 1895 personally. I agree with you. |
| 1:18.5 | I think that's confusing. |
| 1:21.6 | The petrol station near me still, in what is an incredible hangover from what West Norwood used to be. |
| 1:30.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.8 | The battles we were fighting yesterday in West Norwood still insists on you paying in |
| 1:37.3 | advance for your petrol. |
| 1:39.8 | That is bizarre. |
| 1:42.0 | I mean, I imagine there's a lot more kind of miscreants running away with the, |
| 1:46.2 | running away with the petrol. |
| 1:48.2 | But do you not think that it's, do you not think that it's kind of like, |
| 1:53.6 | it just slows everything down? |
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