The Bee Weekly: Unboxing Joel Osteen’s Prosperity Cube

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Kyle and Adam are joined by Jarret Lemaster to discuss the recent event at the Oscars and our favorite Hero of the Faith: Joel Osteen.

We have another edition of Babylon Bee Radio courtesy of Austin Robertson. He serves up the fakest news you can get. And how could you forget Weakly News with Adam Yenser? It’s knee-slappin’ - or face-slappin’ - good.

Then the three vote on what is or is not heresy from various Joel Osteen quotes by putting a dollar in our Heresy Jar. We also look back on previous Joel Osteen headlines. This is followed by a couple’s account of how Putin is affecting their relationship.

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0:00.0	Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars, putting the world on notice that the Oscars
0:05.2	are still a thing that happens.
0:07.5	Rhonda Santas signed what leftist are calling the Don't Say Gay Bill in Florida, and now
0:12.3	kindergarten teachers are sad that they can't teach all that sex stuff that they said they
0:16.3	weren't teaching your kids.
0:17.7	Biden talked about regime change in Russia, bringing the whole world together to look forward
0:22.7	to a brighter, more atomic future.
0:25.6	He declared blessings for your life as we unpack the theology and the inspiration cube
0:31.0	of one of America's biggest heroes of the faith.
0:33.4	Jolosdi.
0:34.4	All this and moron.
0:35.8	The big wiggly.
0:37.6	All right, well, I'm sure you guys are all sick of hearing about it already, but we'll
0:42.5	submit it.
0:43.5	We'll slip.
0:44.5	We'll slap Chris Rock at the moment.
0:46.5	Yeah, staged, real.
0:47.5	Not definitely not staged.
0:49.0	Yeah, that was 100% right now.
0:50.3	I followed a conspiracy theory to a thread on Twitter that was like going in, like showing
0:55.0	how they're both smiling afterwards.
0:57.9	But I think that was Chris Rock trying to play it off because he didn't know.
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