The Bee Weekly: Twitter Changes and The New Bee Book on Democracy

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

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🗓️ 8 April 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Kyle and Adam are joined by Jarret to discuss the big new shareholder of Twitter. Didn’t you get the memo? The Bee is also releasing a brand new book! Enjoy a sneak peak of The Babylon Bee Guide To Democracy!

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0:00.0	Elon Musk was making leftist heads explode and then he went and bought Twitter.
0:04.8	Jen Pesaki is reportedly quitting her job of parodying White House talking points and getting
0:10.3	a job at MSNBC parodying White House talking points. The secret service is spending $30,000
0:15.6	a month on a mansion for Azerbaijan and that's just a stock with cocaine.
0:20.0	NASA is trying to contact aliens while the White House continues to contact illegal aliens.
0:26.0	A lot of people are confused about democracy so the Babylon B is coming out with a new guide
0:30.7	to democracy to help the nation. All this and more on The B Weekly.
0:39.2	Hello everyone and welcome to The B Weekly. I now some people have been complaining that we did
0:44.2	not say our names and they're listening and they don't know who's talking so I want to just be
0:48.0	clear I am Adam Yenser. I am Ethan Nicole and this. I'm Kyle Mann. So just so everybody is now
0:55.9	clear now you know who is talking when you hear our beautiful no angry comments about this segment.
1:02.0	No angry comments whatsoever. I missed that bear guy. That's something the comments right? That's
1:07.2	one of the generated comments. Hey so Elon Musk bought a 9.2% stake in Twitter. It cost him $3 billion
1:14.6	so he I think he was just rummaging around in his couch cushions and he's like what am I going to do
1:18.8	with this? But then a stock price went up so he must be rich now. And now he's worth a lot of money.
1:23.7	Yeah. It's a good thing that he took that gamble. So he did this thing where he pulled Twitter
1:28.8	about free speech free speech is essential to a functioning democracy. Do you believe Twitter adheres
1:33.6	to this principle? And he got a 70% no so he's like okay I guess I'll spend three billion dollars.
1:39.9	Maybe I should do something about this. So Parag I'm going to say his name wrong and everybody's
1:44.7	going to accuse me of being a racist. Parag a girl. I was hoping you would say just something racist.
1:53.6	So people are going to say completely people are going to say I'm racist. I don't like
1:58.5	Indian people. Parag a girl wall. That was that tire. So he announced that Elon Musk has a seat
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