The Bee Weekly: Thrash Metal Apologetics, Worship Leader Uniforms, and Star Trek Nerdery
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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The Babylon Bee analyzes some thrash metal apologetics, evaluates the current state of worship leader life with a real-life worship pastor, and talks to comedian Yannis Pappas!
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Kyle and Adam are joined by worship pastor and actor Jarret Lemaster to talk about this week at The Babylon Bee and also the thrash metal apologetics of Tourniquet. They also discuss what the expectations are of a modern worship pastor and the scene of Christian movie acting. The guys talk about what Whoopi Goldberg said on the View and some cases before the Supreme Court relating to the Banger and Bomb articles of the Week. Adam Yenser brings Weakly News and the guys all talk about their favorite thing this week in Stuff That’s Good. Kyle and Adam ask Jarret who he is and get into a discussion involving worship leader skinny jeans and acting in the Christian movie world.
Yannis Pappas then joins Kyle and Adam for a lengthy discussion. Viewers are also treated to the Joy of Painting With Hunter Biden sketch that Yannis did with The Bee. The Hate Mail this week is a bit of an epic saga that you don’t want to miss.
In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, subscribers get access to the full Yannis interview, get to hear Jarret’s answers to The Ten Questions, and also are treated with some spicy hate mail conspiracy theories about how The Babylon Bee is a CIA plant to propagandize its audience.
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| 0:00.0 | The Oscar nominations were announced this week. For our younger viewers, the Oscars was this award |
| 0:04.9 | show people used to care about. Stacey Abrams was photographed massaclists around school children. |
| 0:10.0 | And when she goes to school, she sits next to everyone in the class. |
| 0:14.4 | A pub in England that has been open for a thousand years is closing. Queen Elizabeth said, |
| 0:19.3 | she said. And still remembers when they built it. The Biden administration is planning to give away |
| 0:24.4 | free crack pipes. But don't worry, you have to show your Vax car then order to get one. |
| 0:28.9 | Scientists recorded wild chimpanzees performing first aid on each other. Sadly, |
| 0:32.4 | they still haven't discovered healing crystals. All this and more on The B Weekly. |
| 0:43.7 | I don't know, usually I get like a Welcome to the B Weekly. |
| 0:49.2 | This is going well. Hey, we're hanging out with Jared Lamaster, |
| 0:52.8 | French. It is. Okay. Yes. And who are you? |
| 0:58.8 | So I'm an actor. I'm a pastor at a local church. And why I'm a worship pastor, I don't think |
| 1:07.5 | that really counts. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's one of those. Yeah, it's kind of like a pseudo pastor. |
| 1:12.7 | A quasi, a quasi pastor. And you've been in a lot of our most popular sketches lately. Yes. And |
| 1:19.5 | that's been very fun for me as well. Yeah, it's sort of a dream come true. We love the accents |
| 1:23.6 | you do. You did a great Russian accent for me, the murder on gun control. Yes. Thank you. That |
| 1:29.5 | was sort of last minute. I kept asking if you guys really wanted that and apparently you did. |
| 1:32.9 | We did. And you're really good at saying all this and more on. |
| 1:40.0 | You know, sometimes I need to prepare. |
| 1:41.8 | Well, I got some big news this week. 15 year anniversary. The day this episode comes up. |
| 1:50.1 | Oh, wow. Yeah, my wife. I'm used to it. Oh, 15 year anniversary. Not of the Babylon. No, no, no. |
| 1:57.1 | Oh, okay. Yeah. The Babylon B is only six years old. Actually, on March 1st, it'll be six years old. |
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