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The Babylon Bee

The Bee Weekly: Metaverse or Mark of the Beast?

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.42.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The Babylon Bee discusses life in the Metaverse, including going to church in the Metaverse, with Christian astrophysicist Dr. Jeff Zweerink from Reasons to Believe. The Bee also talks about everything else going in the writer’s room and, of course, the notorious hate group, Westboro Baptist Church.

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Kyle and Adam talk about this week at The Babylon Bee and also the hate group Westboro Baptist Church. They also discuss this week’s banger article and this week’s bomb. Adam brings Weakly News again. Listeners are also treated to The Bee’s latest sketch about an Atheist Chaplain who has discovered the liberating message that everything is meaningless.

Dr. Jeff Zweerink joins Kyle and Adam to talk about the Metaverse. Is it the next evolutionary leap for humanity? Is it the Mark of the Beast? If you get baptized in the Metaverse, and go to church in the Metaverse, does that mean when you die you go to Metaverse Heaven? In the spirit of Valentine's Day, The Bee Reads some love mail. Then the usual Hate Mail this week continues the epic saga of Sherry.

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0:00.0

The Los Angeles Rams won the Super Bowl, but the real winner was the 30 to 40-year-old white girls who got to rap along with Snoop Dogg.

0:08.0

The US is suspending avocado imports from Mexico, meaning the price of avocado toast will now double to $427 a slice.

0:17.0

A souvenir racer, shape like Van Gogh's ear, was deemed offensive.

0:21.0

Listen closely. This is one story you've got to hear.

0:25.0

And the Westboro Baptist Church teaches us that fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to dementia.

0:33.0

Is the metaverse the mark of the beast? Obviously. But we ask a Christian astrophysicist about it anyway.

0:40.0

All this and more on...

0:42.0

The Bee Weekly!

0:46.0

Welcome everyone to another exciting episode of the BAMLON Bee podcast.

0:51.0

This is the part of the show where we make awkward small talk about what we did this week and frantically rack our brains for what we did this week.

0:59.0

I just remembered that I did go to San Diego over the weekend. I think I had mentioned it's my 15-year wedding anniversary last Friday.

1:06.0

Congratulations.

1:08.0

We did some fun stuff. We wandered around. Did the dueling pianos thing a couple times?

1:13.0

The dueling piano? You guys fought each other on the nose?

1:16.0

Yeah, right. And we also went to a Speakeasy which was neat. I'd never done anything like that before. So that was fun.

1:22.0

It was fun.

1:23.0

Didn't have any alcohol. Of course, just went in.

1:25.0

It's not fair that there were bars that are speakeasy themed that closed during the pandemic.

1:29.0

Yeah, that's true. That was your chance to speak.

1:31.0

It's trying to speak easy.

1:32.0

The one time you could actually speak easy.

1:34.0

It just shows that they were all talk for all those years.

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