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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, a very nice to have you company. It's Thursday the 24th of May. I'm calling it C-Day. It's Cataract Day, yes.

So by the time you hear this programme, I shall be sort of well on my way with a bit of luck.

Here we go, David...

He's becoming a bit nerdy, actually, and there's a picture of him, covered in his tattoos,

and he was celebrating, apparently, with Jessica Ennis Hill. She parted on a yacht with her pals

for a hendoo, and, you know, he's just... He really is a bit nerdy isn't he i mean there's nothing he wasn't

with her well see he was he was sort of somewhere else he's sort of following her in instagram

there's something the matter with david beckham he's not the full ticket actually but

before the royal wedding and i told you this the other day said they're a bit late in doing

this one was it because he was buying shots and partying with a socialite the day before that she

looked as miserable as sin?

Somebody said, quite clearly, when she, somebody wrote this the other day, when she turned

up to the royal wedding, I mean, here we go, giving them publicity again like they crave

publicity.

And they said she looked like she turned up to the funeral of somebody she didn't

know very well at all. But apparently that was her favourite dress, that favourite colour. But now she's

branched out. Now she's a gardener. I'll tell you, by this time next year, she'll be growing

plantations of ripening corn, I should imagine. But Victoria branded a sowerpuss. And then she

turned up and so she went to Scots because she stuck some things in a pot.

And apparently that's supposed to be very exciting, not really.

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