This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

I have to tell you, this one might be a bit shorter.

The reason being the telephones have gone into some peculiar mode, and don't ask me why,

but the telephone is linked to the printer.

The printer's linked to your elbow, your elbow's linked to your elbow, your elbows linked to your arm,

your hand and all the rest of it. So it's, we're not able to print anything out, which of course

is brilliant. We also can't, you know, do quite a lot of things, actually. So it's going to be a bit

shorter, but that's okay, because you know Love Island's coming back and you know that Danny

Dyer. She was laughingly put down as barmaid actress

for that read Barmaid, okay, because you wouldn't know anything she'd ever been in. And

obviously she can afford to take eight weeks off work to go out there to try and find love,

which is the biggest part of rubbish you've ever heard from anybody on that program. They're not

going it to find love. They're doing it to try and make money. They're doing it to sort of pretend they're having a relationship

with somebody. So they've also got a doctor, an A&E doctor, a fully qualified, up-to-the-minute doctor

who's working in A&E, who can take eight weeks off. Nice to know, obviously, the NHS has gone very quiet at the moment,

so he can appear on a programme where you're going to be having sex on television.

And that's an A&E doctor.

Well, I tell you, I'll be asking for the money back.

I'm sorry, we actually trained you up so you can go on Love Island. God, even the newspaper are asking questions.

Moped thieves. Oh, sorry, I should have...

Sorry, the only reason I turn the page over a little bit too quickly is because I know you can't get used to the fact...

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