The Beastie Boys Suck

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2018

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

The Beastie Boys not only suck but are also perhaps the single most annoying gimmick in music history. It is jaw-dropping that this made-for-frat-boys cultural theft happened and that critics somehow fell in love with it. It's as if three people were sitting around wondering how stupid any single musical act could possibly be and this is what they came up with. If that's what happened, wow, they nailed it. It doesn't get much worse than this. More like The Bullshit Boys.

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0:00.0	You're a monkey!
0:10.2	What up, homie?
0:11.5	Yo, Mosley!
0:12.6	Mosley!
0:13.6	I'm intergalactic!
0:14.6	Yeah...
0:15.6	Enter the electric planet, aren't we?
0:16.6	Don't get me to get with you, huh?
0:17.6	I'll tell you that you get smile.
0:18.6	I get you that you get smile.
0:19.6	I don't know you get the wild!
0:23.6	I don't know you get the wild!
0:29.6	Get with Joe Chicken!
0:30.6	Go fuck a chicken!
0:31.6	I don't know.
0:32.6	He actually says shit like that.
0:33.6	Get with your chicken!
0:34.6	Yeah, go with your chicken.
0:35.6	This is a hardcore punk band!
0:39.2	Formed in 1970!
0:41.2	Nine!
0:42.2	Sometimes I'm in a record.
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