Steely Dan Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2018

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Listen up, Danfans. You've been wrong and you always will be wrong until the moment you admit that liking Steely Dan is the audio equivalent of enjoying the smell of your own farts. Steely Dan sucks. Nothing about this is as interesting as you think it is. You might as well track down the studio musicians who make all the Goldman Sachs elevator muzak and pretend like they're the greatest thing ever because that is literally all this is. By the way, never let yourself be alone in a room with someone whose favorite band is Steely Dan. Trust us.

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0:00.0	I'm gonna get me steely Dan out.
0:12.3	Didn't I?
0:13.3	I can't know.
0:14.3	Steely dildo.
0:15.3	Is there such thing as a steely dildo?
0:17.6	Uh, stab it with a steely knife was a Eagles.
0:21.0	Well, that was a joke about steely Dan.
0:23.6	They were being shitty.
0:25.4	There's no way you didn't look that up.
0:26.4	I did not look it up.
0:27.4	I didn't know that was a thing, is it really?
0:28.8	Yeah, they were having a stupid little tiff.
0:31.0	I can't remember what's steely Dan was supposed to have said
0:33.1	or done about the Eagles.
0:34.2	That's the American hotel California is a dig at steely Dan.
0:38.0	Steely Dan, in case you don't know,
0:40.9	which I am convinced people don't know.
0:43.7	I think you should tell everyone how much research
0:45.5	you did for this first, so they could be proud of you.
0:47.2	I have multiple pages here.
0:51.0	Well, multiple flicks of my thumb on my iPhone.
0:54.4	Trust me, it's a lot from Mark.
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