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You're listening to a morbid network podcast.

Hi, it's me, the O.G. Green Grump, the Grinch.

Listen as I launch a campaign against Christmas cheer,

grilling celebrity guests, like chestnuts on an open fire.

They'll try to get my heart to grow a few sizes,

but it's not gonna to work, honey.

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Tell me, Johann, what is tonight?

He crossed himself as he answered, reclinically.

Well, Pergisnet.

Then he took out his watch, a great old-fashioned German silver thing, as big as a turn up, and looked at it.

With his eyebrows gathered together, and a little impatient shrug of his shoulders.

I realized that this was his way of respectfully protesting against the unnecessary delay

and sink back in the carriage, merely motioning him to proceed.

He started off rapidly, as if to make up for lost time.

Every now and then, the horses seemed to throw up their heads and sniffed the air suspiciously.

On such occasions I often looked around an alarm.

The road was pretty bleak, for we were traversing a sort of high winds-swept plateau.

As we drove I saw a road that looked but little used, and which seemed to dip through a little

whining valley.

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