The Bean Flicker

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into some classic April Fool's jokes they played on each other. They also debut a brand-new HKTS game: Parenting Roulette, where they want you to chime in with some entries. Rich takes a unique approach to describing the Yankees' new torpedo bats—spoiler: it’s peak Rich. The hosts also put their spin on The Match Game. What is Jessica Simpson drinking?! Rich and Nicole discuss in disbelief. And, of course, they wrap up with a love letter to everyone’s favorite comfort food—tater tots. It’s another wild, funny, and unpredictable ride with Rich and Nicole, so don’t miss out!

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0:00.0	All right, yo, let's do this.
0:01.8	It's time.
0:03.2	Let's do this.
0:04.3	Like Popeye and Brutus.
0:05.8	Oh, yeah.
0:06.9	Oh, yeah.
0:07.7	You know, fun fact, when I was a kid, I wouldn't eat my vegetables.
0:10.9	You know my mom would heat up spinach and put it back in the can, so I pretended to be Popeye.
0:15.4	Did it make you eat it?
0:16.3	Because once it hits your mouth, you probably still thought it was disgusting.
0:18.6	Look at these biceps. Oh, yeah. Hey, this is not for kids.
0:21.9	We're going to have a lot of fun today.
0:22.8	Get the kids out of the room.
0:23.9	You have been warned.
0:25.6	What's your name?
0:27.9	Who am I?
0:29.8	Bucky.
0:30.4	Ah, ha.
0:32.4	Baby!
0:34.5	Ha!
0:40.3	Jeez, on the fucking bitching! I just wanted to go take my birth control pill and a big chunk of ice came in my mouth.
0:55.7	And I didn't want to swallow that too.
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