This is the Guardian.

Today, one single tweet set off a civil war inside the BBC

and ruined its football coverage for days.

So who emerged the winner?

Now on BBC One, we're sorry that we're unable to show our normal match of the day,

including commentary tonight, but here now is the best action from today's Premier League matches.

If you'd woken from a brief coma on Saturday night, missing the news of the past few days,

and wanted to settle in for a night watching the football, you might have wondered what the hell

was going on in the UK.

Oh, my God!

On the BBC's match of the day, no presenters, no commentary, for many viewers,

often no idea what was even happening on the pitch.

And maybe, just because you're still dazed, confused, you think,

let's try GB news and their alternative match of the day.

I mean, how bad could it be?

The BBC have gone on strike, so we're delivering an hour of football action,

great punditry, and no virtue signaling in sight.

This bad.

It's been a strange few days in the UK.

One that's reminded everyone of the vast place the BBC occupies in British life.

But with a revolt starting in a sports department that had threatened to spread,

questions over what it means to be impartial, why the BBC exists at all,

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